Need a good reason NOT to clean out your freezer? Well, you could always use freezer products as a means of self-defense.  A Gloucester, MA restaurant-owner, for example, recently fended off a thief with a frozen ham. From the article:

Joe Scola says he heard a noise in his Scola's Place restaurant in Gloucester, Mass., and saw a man trying to get away with his arms full of meat taken from the restaurant freezer.

The restaurant owner had a frozen ham in his hand and slammed it into the man's face, making a gash. The stunned thief dropped his loot and ran.

Wow ... the grocery store's freezer section never seemed so foreboding.

(And watch out, potential thieves, I have a bag of uneaten frozen cocktail shrimp and I know how to use it!)